There was this one time....
out of the mouths of babes?
my husband has never really liked my dad that much, I never realised how obvious it was until, my mother repeated something my 3 year old had said at the dinner table.
"pop, my dad doesnt like you" he hesistated and jsut to make sure said '"is your name Tom?"
10 years later that one can still make me cringe
Still asleep...
I used to work nights in a hospital, kids ward, no napping there. I was right into child development and play and decided to apply for a diploma in child studies. I had an interview about 2 in the afternoon and I put the alarm and slept through it. As u do 
I grabbed the dress that was on the bottom of the bed threw on my shoes ,brushed my teeth and grabbed the keys on my way out the door. I'm 40 minutes late, no problem, sat and had a really nice interview with the woman after I relaxed. When the interview was over, the woman asked me would I like to use the bathroom. Odd??? Well she just thought I might like to put my dress on the right way. I had thrown it on inside out.
I got the place in the course.......